Two women meet in heaven, exchanging pleasantries.
Mary: “Hi there, Wanda!”
Wanda: “Hello, Mary! How did you pass away?”
Mary: “I froze to death.”
Wanda: “Oh, how terrible!”
Mary: “Actually, it wasn’t that bad. Once I stopped shivering from the cold, I started feeling warm and sleepy, and then peacefully drifted off.”
Wanda: “And you? How did you meet your end?”
Mary: “I had a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I rushed home early to catch him in the act. Instead, I found him alone in the den, watching TV.”
Wanda: “Oh no! What happened next?”
Mary: “I was so convinced there was another woman somewhere in the house that I tore through every room. Up into the attic, down into the basement, checking every closet and under every bed. I searched until sheer exhaustion overtook me, and I collapsed from a heart attack.”
Wanda: “If only you had checked the freezer, we’d both still be alive!”
