Seamus and Bessie – Humour
An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry, and was suing the lorry company, in court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning...
One Heck of a Day – Humour
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making fellow steps up next to me, grabs my drink...
How to start a fight – Humour
The Unreasonable Mother-in-lawOne year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didn't buy...
The Polish Divorce – Humour
A Polish man moved to Australia and married an Aussie girl.. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. ...
9 months later! – Humour
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few...
Modern Technology – Humour
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century,'...
Best Lawyer Story – Humour
A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, and then insured them against fire, among other things. Within a month, having smoked...
One liner humour
The Grim Reaper came for me last night and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. A...
Helpline for men – humour
Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating...
The deaf Italian bookkeeper – Humour
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he...
Timing is everything – Humour
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in, waving guns and yelling for everyone to freeze.
While several of...
Greek and Spanish mayors – Humour
Some years ago a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece . The Mayor of the Greek town visited...
