Barry Varkel

Conversation with a Jumper

The other day I was walking on the Cape Town station bridge across Strand Street, and I saw this guy was about...
Barry Varkel in Judges' seat

Lawyer Jokes

Q: What do you call a smiling, sober and courteous person at a law society convention? A: The caterer. ~ Q: What's the difference between a law-firm...

Lawyer Runs a Stop Sign

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda (Irish Cop). He thinks...
Grandpa humour

Grandpa’s Humour

Jonny's grandad gives him a new bicycle for his birthday. "This is a very special, highly advanced bicycle. It can do things no other bike...
Don't piss on a French motorway

Elections and Economy

A Cape Town way of thinking People are not spending money in Cape Town because: "It's...

Homage to Leslie Nielson

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.Rumack: I am serious… and don't call me...
Barry Varkel

Post SONA One-Liners

RAMAPHOSA - I was really upset on Saturday night, because I had left my inflatable Cyril Ramaphosa sex doll at work, which...
Fathers Day Stick Gift

Father’s Day Chuckles

I wasn't really very close to my dad when he died, which was lucky - because he got run over by...
Rodney Dangerfield

Homage to Rodney Dangerfield – “I don’t get no respect”

‘The big difference between sex for money, and sex for free, is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.’

Humour – 10 August – Honesty

Ted and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ted fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the...

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