99.99% of all matter is empty space, but that last .01% will stop a golf ball dead.
Any ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.
A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck.
A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, any group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent—or worse.
A good drive on the 18 th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.
A good golf partner is one who’s always slightly worse than you are… that’s why I get so many calls to play with friends.
A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.
