New balls jinx

99.99% of all matter is empty space, but that last .01% will stop a golf ball dead.

Any ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck.

A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, any group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent—or worse.

A good drive on the 18 th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.

A good golf partner is one who’s always slightly worse than you are… that’s why I get so many calls to play with friends.

A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.

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