The more you think about this one, the funnier it gets. Short & sweet! A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:
‘Well, that’s great…..that’s just great……….some asshole’s got my pen!’