A little humour on the witness stand….
ATTORNEY:
ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS:
Oral.
ATTORNEY:
Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I
sent to your attorney?
WITNESS:
No, this is how I dress when I go to work ..
ATTORNEY:
What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS:
Gucci sweats and Reeboks.