Long queue at Checkers
A retired guy was standing in the long Saturday morning queue at his local Checkers — the kind where one till is open, another...
Bad news – You only have one week to live.
A patient receives his diagnosis from the doctor: “I have very bad news for you. You only have one week to live.”
The patient asks...
What Goes Around Comes Around: Woman’s Brilliant Hotel Revenge
A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her birthday by splashing out and staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When...
Cape Town Hosts “Peace manoeuvres”
Cape Town has officially upgraded from “Mother City” to “Mother of Multipolarity” this week, as South Africa hosted its latest “peace manoeuvres”. A polite...
The “Amicus Curiae” with Feathers
During the height of the pandemic, the Constitutional Court of South Africa moved to virtual hearings via Microsoft Teams. The justices were in their...
Implementation of AI …;-)
The in-house team launches a new AI tool to review contracts. It flags 327 “high-risk clauses” in a simple NDA.
Legal intern: “Is it broken?”
GC: “No. It’s...
Daughter text home to Dad
Daughter's text to Dad:
Daddy, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your chequebook ready. LOL
As you know, I'm in Australia and he's...
5 Deadly Terms Used by Women
If you are in a relationship with a woman, this will make perfect sense to you:
1) FINE: This is the word women use to...
The retired teacher…
A young man meets an old man and asks him:
- Do you remember me?
And the old man says NO.
Then the young man says that...
Farmer wanting a divorce…
A farmer from the Karoo walks into a high-end law firm in Sandton, wearing his veldskoene, faded khaki short sleeve shirt, and a sunburn...
The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Template
Dear (“___rejectee's name here___”),
I regret to inform you that you are no longer in the running to be my “Mr. Right”.
As you may well...
Young man goes to confession
A young man went into confession crying and told the priest: “Forgive me father for I have sinned”.
“What have you done?” asked the priest.
“A...
