‘The big difference between sex for money, and sex for free, is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.’
‘My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night, it was to time an egg.’
‘I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.’
‘I was so depressed that I decided to jump from the tenth floor. They sent up a Rabbi. He said “On your mark… “’
‘I went to the doctor because I’d swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.’
‘With my old man, I got no respect. I asked him, “How can I get my kite in the air?” He told me to run off a cliff.’
‘When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, “I’m very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.”’
Contributed by:
Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law and Goy Vey (released last week)
Flipping hilarious!!