Lawyer humour

A lawyer wakes up from surgery, and asks: “Nurse, why are all the blinds drawn?” 

The nurse, looks at him, deadpan, and says:

“Sir, there’s a massive fire across the street, and we didn’t want you to think you had just died.”

 

Q: What happens to a lawyer if you give him Viagra?

A: He gets taller.

 

Q: What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: Accountants know they are boring and dull.

 

Contributed by:
Barry Varkel, an attorney of the High Court of South Africa and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
Author of Nigiri Law
 

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