Paddy’s Dying Wishes to his Family…
Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his...
Friends asked to identify the body…
Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus...
A man tells the barber about his pending holiday to Italy
A man goes to his barber and whilst getting his haircut, they have a conversation.
The barber says, “got any vacation plans?”
The customer goes, “yeah,...
One Pint of Chocolate Ice Cream
Note: A little fowl language in this joke today, reader discretion is advised...
A customer walks into an ice cream shop and asks for a...
Ballydehob Sawmill Accident with Rehab
The rain was coming down sideways in Ballydehob, rattling the corrugated iron roof of O'Leary’s timber yard like a drum kit on double-speed. Inside,...
Two men recognise each other in a pub…
Two guys sitting at a bar, one well-dressed, the other with a patch on his eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden...
Bill’s Big Night Out
Bill had been sitting at his local pub all evening, putting away beers like there was no tomorrow. All too soon for Bill, the...
Night out with the girls goes on late
Last night I went out with the girls. I promised my husband I’d be home at exactly midnight.
The night got a bit… enthusiastic. Drinks,...
