Divorce letter – humour
Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for...
State trip to Malawi – Humour
On a visit to Malawi, at the airport Mr Zuma is met by the country's Minister of Harbours. All of a sudden Mr Zuma...
Pull a PC prank on your colleagues
On your colleague's PC, hold "Ctrl Alt" and the Right Arrow. The display should rotate 90 degrees to the right. It's quickly restored to...
Rugby Geniuses – Humour
Jono Gibbs, Chiefs - "Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius.. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
Rodney So'ialo, Hurricanes,...
Why God made mums – humour
Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows...
Funny computer support calls
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one...
Many more to follow...
Customer: Hi, this is Celine .....
Houses fit for South African crime
After we were woken the other morning by plate glass being shattered and our personal belongings being removed from our living room, I said...
Interesting fact about dead penguins
I never knew this. Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? - Where do they go?
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Computer Predictions – Humour
Great predictions on computers from some rather reputable sources: 'I think there is a world market for maybe five computers'
Thomas Watson,...
Marriage councillor – Humour
Seems that, after all these years, the romance and love just wasn't what it used to be for John and Jane. In an attempt...
How well do you know your staff – Humour
Walking into the factory, the MD noticed a guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He calmly said to the young man, "How much...
Johnny In Class – Humour
TEACHER: If I gave you 2 cats, another 2 cats and then another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven Sir
Teacher: No,...
