Why God made mums – humour
Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows...
Funny computer support calls
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one...
Many more to follow...
Customer: Hi, this is Celine .....
Houses fit for South African crime
After we were woken the other morning by plate glass being shattered and our personal belongings being removed from our living room, I said...
Interesting fact about dead penguins
I never knew this. Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? - Where do they go?
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Computer Predictions – Humour
Great predictions on computers from some rather reputable sources: 'I think there is a world market for maybe five computers'
Thomas Watson,...
Marriage councillor – Humour
Seems that, after all these years, the romance and love just wasn't what it used to be for John and Jane. In an attempt...
How well do you know your staff – Humour
Walking into the factory, the MD noticed a guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He calmly said to the young man, "How much...
Johnny In Class – Humour
TEACHER: If I gave you 2 cats, another 2 cats and then another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven Sir
Teacher: No,...
The Nun on the construction site
An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to...
The Mayonnaise Jar – Humour
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, When 24 hours in a day is not enough; remember the mayonnaise jar...
Humour – Ancient Telecommunications
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came...
Las Vegas Churches
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
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