25 Jeremy Clarkson quotes – Humour
Cool car quotes from Jeremy Clarkson from the TV show Top Gear. He certainly has a way with words. Enjoy!"I'd like to consider Ferrari...
A Reasonable Fee – Humour
A man phones an attorney and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"
The attorney replies, "A thousand...
Humour – Perjury
Prosecutor:Did you kill the victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: Yes, I do. And...
Humour – Gamat en sy wyn
Gamat sit in sy garage waar hy die laaste goed moet ontruim en bepeins sy lot. Hy't sy huis verloor, sy werk verloor en...
Humour – 10 August – Honesty
Ted and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ted fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the...
Humour 22nd July 2010
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of...
Humour 12 July
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor...
Humour – 25th May 2010
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and...
Humour – 4th May
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink...
Know Your Customers – Humour
I received this from a good friend and collegue, although he sent this to me for the humour section, it has a very valuable...
Humour 30th March
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different...
Humour 22 Mar10
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS:...
