walmart parking lot

Always wear underwear when in public..

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From Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down...
young boy choking at restaurant

Father and Young Son at the Restaurant

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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 x 5c coins to play with to keep...
stick man

Artist’s wife started having sex with him every day

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Though quite unusual, he didn't question his luck, deciding to just enjoy the ride. One day, his wife approached him. "Honey? Can you sketch a...
accountant at pearly gates says there is a mistake in years lived

An accountant dies and goes to heaven

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An accountant dies and goes to heaven.St. Peter, of course, is there, looking through the files and asking a few quick questions."What sort of...
General in the Pentagon standing at the paper shredder

Young Officer at the Pentagon

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It was a quiet evening at the Pentagon, the kind where the hushed hum of air conditioning and the occasional clatter of keyboards create...
Voting Station Joker South Africa

The Voting Booth Joker

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In a small town in South Africa, anticipation for the upcoming elections was palpable. The townspeople gathered in the community hall, where the voting...
Pet store

Paddy and Murphy walk into a pet shop…

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Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Murphy says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.' The owner...
fisherman on donkey

The King and Palace Meteorologist

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The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured...
young boy with science project grasshopper

Young Tommy and his science project grasshopper

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In the spirit of junior scientists everywhere, Tommy, an inquisitive third-grader with a knack for misinterpreting data, embarked on his first real scientific endeavour—a...
fishing weekend with the boys

Wife says no to fishing weekend with the boys

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John had always looked forward to his annual fishing trip with his buddies. It was a sacred tradition—a time for cold beers, campfire stories,...
Lady in jewellery store with salesman

Magnificent diamond bracelet in the jewellery store

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A distinguished lady sauntered into an exquisite jewellery boutique; her gaze captivated by a magnificent diamond bracelet gleaming in the display. Anxious to inspect...
farmer with his sick cow

Farmer DIY Vet…

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One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a...