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Intoxicated Tales

Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?” “No”,...
garda

Lawyer Runs a Stop Sign

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda (Irish Cop). He thinks...
Barry Varkel in Judges' seat

Lawyer Jokes

Q: What do you call a smiling, sober and courteous person at a law society convention? A: The caterer. ~ Q: What's the difference between a law-firm...
Jokes

Local News Chuckles

After a series of brutal murders in the Mpumalanga area, General Bheki Cele has announced that he is looking for a man with one...
Barry James Bond Varkel

James Bond Chuckles

Miss Moneypenny: You've never taken me to dinner... James Bond: I would, you know. Only "M" would have me court-martialed for... illegal use of...
The Irish Barry

A Little Irish Humour

Drunk priest - An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a policeman pulls him over. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest's...
Barry Varkel sipping cocktails

Barry’s Limericks

Here are three limericks from Barry's collection! Eskom There once was a power company called Eskom, Where the managers were oh so awfully dom; So they...
Daughter prayers scare father

Young daughter saying prayers before bed

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God...
Barry Varkel on stage doing his stand-up comedy

Barry’s Monday cynicism – take 2

When I was a 12 year old kid, my dad caught me curing a piece of salmon – so to teach me a lesson he...
Doberman old and wise

The wise old Doberman

An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a lion heading rapidly in his direction with the...

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