Criminal Lawyer or Lawyer Criminal
When you hear the description: “Oh, he’s a criminal lawyer” –
Does this mean: (a) a lawyer who practices criminal law, or (b) a lawyer...
Tanning would be fun they said
A few mishaps from people being in the sun a little too long...
Don't you dare touch my bikini straps...!
I will do my...
Bitcoin, Ethereum And Central Bank Digital Currency
Back in May 2021, after succeeding in a High Court case from hell, and making some extra unexpected bucks, I decided to call it...
Some Barry Varkel year-end 2019 personal anecdotes
Dear readers – I do hope you have enjoyed my material over the past year.I want to thank Malcolm for giving me this regular...
Harvey Weinstein and the Death of Comedy
Harvey Weinstein’s – my old mucker – trial is presently in progress in Manhattan Supreme Court, New York City, being heard by Judge Burke.
Poor...
Grandpa’s Humour
Jonny's grandad gives him a new bicycle for his birthday. "This is a very special, highly advanced bicycle. It can do things no other bike...
South Africa giggles
If we did not laugh at ourselves here in South Africa we would be a very miserable bunch. Here are a couple of images...
Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll
At the age of seven, Ian Dury – the future front-runner of legendary punk and new-wave UK rock bank called “The Blockheads” – contracted...
Court Reporter Chuckle
Why novelists don't become court reporters...
The King and Queen go fishing…
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired about the weather...
The Breaks
1980’s US rapper and brother Kurtis Blow sang cleverly in street lingo in his song entitled “The Breaks”:
“Clap your hands, everybodyIf you got what...
Exonerating Evidence
In 1983, an unusual scene took place in court in Florida, USA. Three female dancers were on trial. Undercover investigators had allegedly observed the women...





















