Plane about to crash but has 5 parachutes – humour
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, 'I'm Christiano, the...
A Father Notices His Son’s Bedroom Is Spotless – Then Finds An Envelope
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he...
JAPAGAD (Jews Against People Against Gangsterism And Drugs)
PAGAD (People Against Gangsterism and Drugs) had its twisted and malformed roots in the Cape Flats area in the late 1990’s, where the alleged...
An old man walks into a jewellery store…
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewellery store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He...
Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation
Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would...
Xmas gifts for celebs
Xmas is definitely a time for giving.
And because 2020 was total hell for most celebs – in terms of them having had to reluctantly...
Only Children and Fools Tell the Truth
“Does my arse look fat in this dress?” my wife asks me while swinging her head round trying to look at herself from behind...
NHS (HM Government) Guidelines for Those Wanting to Ignore LockDown
Those wanting to ignore the lockdown in UK now can do so with a special tag being displayed at all times....;-)
Place no faith in time. For the clock may soon be still
A really great story about men who made huge sacrifices for others and how these sacrifices made the world a better place for everyone...
The Bar Free-fall Story
This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then...
Wokeism and Other Pandemics
Back towards the end of 2009, after my round-the-world trip had come to a no-more-pocket-full-of-dollars end, I was sitting in the Hong Kong international...
Shmuel vs. the Insurance Company
Older man Shmuel had a bad car accident involving a large truck.
Weeks later, in court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Shmuel.
"Didn't you...
