The joys of living in Richards Bay…
The joys of living in Richards Bay... Recently a gentleman from England was transferred to Richards Bay, here's his story... BE WARNED the wording...
Homage to Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle
"People say that Steve Jobs died too soon. But I think it was a fitting metaphor for his company's attitude to battery life."
"The tragedy...
Lawyer Jokes
Q: What do you call a smiling, sober and courteous person at a law society convention?
A: The caterer.
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Q: What's the difference between a law-firm...
The Monkey in the Pub
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the...
Little bird flying south for the winter
A little bird was flying south for the Winter.
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large...
Funny Things Said in Court
LAWYER: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
LAWYER: And Mr. Denton was dead at the...
Brink’s-Mat London Heathrow Robbery And Local Rank Amateur Thabo Bester
Almost some forty years ago, on a dark and cold winter’s morning in November 1983, a gang of five armed robbers were sitting in...
Birthday Blues
Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go...
Android Lawyer
Tech genius Adam Moshe Cohen, the elusive 49 year old dollar trillionaire CEO of Israeli start-up company BaruchHashemTech Inc., spoke to his latest 86-billion-fibre-optic-neurone-silicone...
Judge Asks Woman Why She Wants A Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four...
Rumpy Pumpy
Legal Practice Council interviewer Ms Tshabalala: “In your complaint against our member – Ms Jones – you seem to suggest Mr Varkel pressured you...
Criminal Lawyer or Lawyer Criminal
When you hear the description: “Oh, he’s a criminal lawyer” –
Does this mean: (a) a lawyer who practices criminal law, or (b) a lawyer...
